As always, today is celebrated at the office.

So: What's On My Desk!

• one Solaris 2.6 3/98 media and documentation kit
• CDs for AIX 4.1.5, 4.2.1, 4.3.0 through 4.3.3, plus patch disks for 4.2.1 and 4.3.3
• one empty Montclair water bottle
• a Sun Ultra Computing mouspad
• three SCSI disks of varying health (OK through dead) and sizes (500Mb through 2G)
• one empty Aquafina water bottle
• one notecube for the now over ISO9001 project
• three permanent lumocolor markers
• about ten post-it note pads of varying sizes and colors
• three microslot screwdrivers
• the usual assortment of loose screws
• one sun "crank" type SCSI disk caddy for SS5 or SS20 systems
• about a million keys for desks, cabinets, and computers
• three pairs of scissors
• one 10b2 crimping tool
• a 50pin-to-centronics scsi adaptor
• one centronics active terminator
• one x-acto knife
• an actual i386DX CPU chip!
• an Oracle 8i/NT CD
• three broken elastics
• one PC power switch module
• one London England souvenir mouse pad
• one promo mouse pad from a marketing campaign three years ago
• one Sun Ultra250 Hardware Answerbook media
• media kits for Solaris 2.5, 2.5.1, 2.6 (original through 5/98), 7 (original and 11/99)
• six million subway napkins
• one empty CDR caketray filled with loose screws
• one 10mbit 8 port hub
• four sun4m class systems, all running
• AIX 4.3 install manuals
• two empty Subway bags
• half of a Sun Developer Essentials Enterprise Edition media set
• AIX Development Solutions CD
• battery charger for the Mike phone
• Palm III cradle
• SkyWord pager
• empty ram chip container for my Vectra
• my phone
• the speakers I liberated from my departed co-worker's desk
• one coffee mug, dirty
• only one scsi cable -- what are the odds of that!
• four disk shoe boxes, filled and running
• two 19-inch Sun monitors
• one viewsonic P775 monitor
• one viewsonic 17PS monitor
• one sun roll-a-ball mouse (as opposed to those nasty optical numbers)
• one keytronic keyboard (pre-windows keys)
• one logitech three button mouse
• most of a HP Vectra media kit
• the metal cover for a SCSI disk shoe box that's on the other side of the floor
• three type-5 sun keyboards, sysadmin layout
• half a dozen pens, pencils etc
• one plastic ruler
• one palm kit for the Mike phones
• three straws
• one alleged ESD wrist strap that lacks any metal
• one ESD bag, empty
• two floppy disks!